Spend Your 2023 with Kitten Solloway!
Poor little "Pillar of Hollywood History" Kitten Solloway wanted one thing for the new year: to keep America cozy with a calendar featuring beautiful photographs of herself, courtesy of photographer Pedro B. Lee.
Well, Kitten's agent/nephew Bartholomew has TRULY BOTCHED THE JOB.
Just LOOK at how distorted and deranged these pages came out!
THANK GOD Kitten's beauty can endure this kind of perversion
One can only imagine just how grotesque these images would be, had the subject been of only adequate feminine caliber.
This calendar is available for a limited time only, get yours below!